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  1. brian10x

    What's the Slate's maintenance like?

    Good point. As an old man, I fart a lot, and I'm seriously considering a flatulence to energy convergence device I recently saw advertised on TEMU. Has to be good if it comes from TEMU. All that Mexican food here in Tucson is going to pay dividends in free electricity, baby!
  2. brian10x

    What's the Slate's maintenance like?

    Solar charges at a very slow rate. Most charge by plugging in to the grid, and most of the grid is electrified via coal and fossil fuels.
  3. brian10x

    Noise requirement?

    This seems dumb to me. Granted, I'm pretty stupid, but- >> Electric vehicles (EVs) and hybrid vehicles are required to emit noise at low speeds to alert pedestrians, as they are significantly quieter than traditional gasoline cars. The specific requirements vary by region, but generally, these...
  4. brian10x

    What's the Slate's maintenance like?

    BRAKING. Forum spelling NAZI on duty! And the pollution comes from generating electricity!
  5. brian10x

    When will I get my Slate?

    7 unknown variables. We haven't accounted for the effects of the Ethiopian tariffs, which could vastly alter the timeline for delivery of vital famine-based neo-plastic connector graphic resembletdes. Depending , of course, on the gravitational pull of Venus.
  6. brian10x

    When will I get my Slate?

    I think I will probably get delivery approx. 3.447 earth seconds (assuming vernal equinox) before you using the following formula: If we format this so x2 - x = y, we get the quadratic: 1x2 - 1x - 1y = 0. This goes into the quadratic formula as: (1 +- sqrt(1 - (4 * 1 * -1))) / 2. This...
  7. brian10x

    Seattle Space Needle event - Slate truck photos, impressions, answers

    According to my calculations RE: ζ(2)=π2/6 and eiπ=-1 The actual answer is corned beef. You are welcome.
  8. brian10x

    Event Tour Locations & Dates are back up! Multiple dates for Detroit, 2 days for Warsaw and 4 dates for Cleveland, OH

    I'm sure they will get to me in Tucson, Arizona approximately 3 days after hell freezes over.
  9. brian10x

    When will I get my Slate?

    Based on my calculations: 1 = cos2 (x) + sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + 1/2 You should get your truck 7.5 microseconds after I get mine. Give or take a few months.
  10. brian10x

    Seattle Space Needle event - Slate truck photos, impressions, answers

    Add me to manual steering. Simple, cheaper, and how much effort can it be? I'm an actual MAN.
  11. brian10x

    Wouldn't it be awesome to get the EV credit now?

    When you get poorly made crap fixed every day, sometimes , at the end of the day, a guy just wants a relaxing, stress-free drive in a reliable (looking at you, my lovely Tacoma) vehicle and leave the bugs at work. Some of you may relate!
  12. brian10x

    Slate not likely to be a top safety pick by Consumer Reports (due to lack of BSW)

    Or pedestrian airbags. 2. Pedestrian Airbags Airbags keep drivers and passengers safe inside a car, so why not use the same concept to protect pedestrians facing down the steel-encased outside of a vehicle, too? So goes the logic behind pedestrian airbags, a technology pursued by a number of...
  13. brian10x

    Slate not likely to be a top safety pick by Consumer Reports (due to lack of BSW)

    I refuse to buy a Slate unless it has a heartbeat sensor. Can't be to careful. Someone could be hiding under the seat. 1. Volvo Heartbeat Sensor In the rough and tumble world of Swedish corporate politics, apparently the single greatest threat to the safety of executives who could afford to buy...
  14. brian10x

    Wouldn't it be awesome to get the EV credit now?

    I guess I'm drinking the Slate Kool-aid. I'm 65 and this is the first time I've wanted to buy a first year vehicle so bad. And I'm in the auto repair industry and I always recommend waiting until at least the second model year so the bugs are worked out!
  15. brian10x

    Wouldn't it be awesome to get the EV credit now?

    Capital idea dear sir! Is anyone from Slate reading this? Take my damned money.
  16. brian10x

    Wouldn't it be awesome to get the EV credit now?

    I'm ready to give Slate some money right now, just PROMISE delivery. I want to pay now and get the first one!
  17. brian10x

    Wouldn't it be awesome to get the EV credit now?

    Wouldn't it be awesome if we could pay ahead of production and get the EV credit before it goes away? Of course, that would require a VIN number, and that is impossible at this point, but a guy can dream. :please:
  18. brian10x

    How does the Slate turn on?

    Forum English NAZI here, reporting for duty, sir!
  19. brian10x

    How does the Slate turn on?

    You can't LOSE a LOOSE fob!
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