SparkYellow
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This morning at work I parked next to a boxy SUV that I have never seen before. I memorized something Hambach from the back before walking away. It was an INEOS Grenadier. Not a competitor. Just thought I'd share with you all.
I had no idea where it fits in the automotive landscape so I asked Gemini:
"The "Purist Off-Roader" Hierarchy
If you rank SUVs by their off-road capability and mechanical grit rather than luxury badges, the Grenadier sits near the very top:
Ultra-Luxury Status: Mercedes-Benz G-Class — Millions of tech features, high-end leather, massive street status, and extreme off-road capability that rarely gets used.
The Modern Tech-Overlander: Land Rover Defender — Highly capable, but heavily reliant on computers, air suspension, and complex electronics.
The Premium Mechanical Purist (The Grenadier): INEOS Grenadier — Heavy-duty solid axles, physical buttons, and a hose-out interior, but built with premium BMW engines and expensive components. It is for people who want G-Wagon capability without the flash.
The Everyday Icons: Jeep Wrangler Rubicon / Ford Bronco — Highly capable and customizable, but built as mass-market vehicles with more plastic and lower starting price points..."
This is all very fascinating. I only know Slate, Bolt, and a Ford that's $30K. 🤷
https://www.caranddriver.com/ineos/grenadier
Meta cleaned up my rear view wifi cam shot.
I had no idea where it fits in the automotive landscape so I asked Gemini:
"The "Purist Off-Roader" Hierarchy
If you rank SUVs by their off-road capability and mechanical grit rather than luxury badges, the Grenadier sits near the very top:
Ultra-Luxury Status: Mercedes-Benz G-Class — Millions of tech features, high-end leather, massive street status, and extreme off-road capability that rarely gets used.
The Modern Tech-Overlander: Land Rover Defender — Highly capable, but heavily reliant on computers, air suspension, and complex electronics.
The Premium Mechanical Purist (The Grenadier): INEOS Grenadier — Heavy-duty solid axles, physical buttons, and a hose-out interior, but built with premium BMW engines and expensive components. It is for people who want G-Wagon capability without the flash.
The Everyday Icons: Jeep Wrangler Rubicon / Ford Bronco — Highly capable and customizable, but built as mass-market vehicles with more plastic and lower starting price points..."
This is all very fascinating. I only know Slate, Bolt, and a Ford that's $30K. 🤷
https://www.caranddriver.com/ineos/grenadier
Meta cleaned up my rear view wifi cam shot.
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