The Unofficial Slate food?

[Dorbiman]

This reinforces my opinion that it should be coffee.

 

[Trace26]

This reinforces my opinion that it should be coffee.

I'm not a black coffee kinda person, but I think coffee in general is a great fit 👍

 

[Garbone]

My lean toward coffee is it is good black but you can customize it to the point of Starbucks and it is still basically good with the same base...

 

[brian10x]

Gruel.

 

[E90400K]

"Meat and Vegetables"

* Nutritious
* Delicious
* Potentially Minimalist, or...
* The sky's the limit for Creative Expression

Imagine all drool-worthy the "Tailgate Spread" photos there could be.

Vegetarians and vegans shouldn't be excluded. Would plant-based "meat" be sufficient to accomplish that?

Well, it does have plastic body panels so it kind of makes sense.

 

[brian10x]

White rice. Bland.

>>Plain white rice is often cited as one of the most bland foods. It has a very mild flavor and neutral texture, making it a common choice for those on a bland diet due to digestive issues or preference for simple flavors. <<

 

[AZFox]

White rice. Bland.

Unfortunately "Ricer" is already taken, haha.

 

[E90400K]

White rice. Bland.

>>Plain white rice is often cited as one of the most bland foods. It has a very mild flavor and neutral texture, making it a common choice for those on a bland diet due to digestive issues or preference for simple flavors. <<

Tariffs, oh the horror!