THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN IT JUST WON'T GO

[KevinRS]

The whole idea that a Slate would be untowable with a dead battery ignores some things. Just because it can't be flat towed doesn't mean the powertrain is locked up with a dead battery. The rear wheels will roll, you just don't want to roll them fast or for an extended time like a tow. Most cars with an automatic transmission have had the same restriction for decades, the manual says to get a flatbed tow truck.
Even if it was locked up, the flatbed driver isn't going to have a problem dragging the vehicle a few feet onto the bed. I've seen them pick up cars that are in park/parking brake on/tires flat. Except for with flat tires, it's not going to significantly wear on the tires either.

 

[Johnny-Longtorso]

There's _nothing_ that can't be towed.

Bro needs to check out some towing vids on the YouTubes.
...and punctuation...
...and posting in ALL CAPS...
...and critical thinking.

 

[KevinRS]

There's _nothing_ that can't be towed.

Bro needs to check out some towing vids on the YouTubes.
...and punctuation...
...and posting in ALL CAPS...
...and critical thinking.

Pretty sure bro was just a troll.