A few "Firsts" are coming...

[Cubicle23]

1. Person to get the 1st delivery window and take possession
2. Person to total their truck
3. Sex (factory workers not eligible)
4. Run out of battery away from a charger
5. Drive it cross country as an adventure blog

What others can you think of?

 

[sodamo]

1. Person to get the 1st delivery window and take possession
2. Person to total their truck
3. Sex (factory workers not eligible)
4. Run out of battery away from a charger
5. Drive it cross country as an adventure blog

What others can you think of?

Mind has always been 1st Slate on Big Island Hawaii 😄

 

[sodamo]

1st to convert to premier pet transport

 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

3. Sex (factory workers not eligible)​

What others can you think of?

Reminds me of a World’s Dumbest Criminals episode, where a drunk guy got caught fornicating with his 90’s Bronco in a parking lot. The part that made me laugh was that he rubbed his butt on it afterwards 🤣

 

[ScooterAsheville]

The one I remember from the early Maverick hybrid days is the guys who would have a really bad repair and service experience - like months, not days or weeks off the road. They would unload in the most amazing rants about how the OEM was the most evil entity on the planet.

The first to take their Slate offroad?

The first to report people mobbing them at parking lots, asking "what is this". I got this a lot in the early days of my Mav. I had people frigging stop in front of me on the road, get out, and stop traffic when they asked me about the Mav.

I hate to say it, but the first to have buyer's remorse in a big way?

Which leads to: the first to buy a used Slate.

The first to share insurance rates, good or bad.

The first photo of a Slate towing. Which hopefully doesn't lead to a photo of the boat dragging the Slate into the lake.

The first photos of kids/dogs/aliens in the back seat of the SUV kit?

 

[ElectricShitbox]

First police chase

First Technical

First drivetrain swap

First limo conversion

 

[ElectricShitbox]

First DIY EREV by adding a generator

 

[ElectricShitbox]

First driven into a lake for insurance fraud

 

[ElectricShitbox]

First wrap design to be so outrageous Slate refuses to print it for you

 

[Sneetches]

First to need service!

 

[ElectricShitbox]

First person to ask for a warranty repair because they can't get the (non-existent) stereo to work

 

[LevelHeaded]

First crash

 

[ElectricShitbox]

First to crack the software and up the power

 

[sodamo]

Ok, so how we gonna track?

 

[ElectricShitbox]

Ok, so how we gonna track?

Someone needs to start a "Firsts" thread when the deliveries start. Photo evidence required.